Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
it was like his penis was on wheels.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
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