WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Randomize
