Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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