We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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