You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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