I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
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