wat bout pragnant strippers??
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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