so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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