omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
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