I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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