I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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