I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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