singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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