Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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