"it" just moved
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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