i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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