I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
I currently don't understand fingers.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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