She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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