I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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