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This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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