how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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