Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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