Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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