careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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