uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
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