Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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