I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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