How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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