Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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