Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
birth control should be required to get into college
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
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