He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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