just come out here and I will go home with you...
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I'm bleeding and have questions
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Randomize
