Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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