we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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