he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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