nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
