Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Randomize
