Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
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