It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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