Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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