So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
