But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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