We're like a lot better than the average bears
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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