Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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