her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
My boob is missing a layer of skin
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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