The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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