Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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