so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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