It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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