I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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