Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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