we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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