i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
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